Testing random Words and various nonsense.
For Partying with deadbeats, getting out of chores,
to help fish filleting, and getting enough bogus complements.
And feeling happier.
The Moose is also,
a non-expert in dancing.
A key point is: The hand is severed for you. You don’t lift a finger.
I don’t think normally. Click to expand.
Don’t be like that.
The Shower’s benefits come from daily use, which is only possible if the soap is always kept dry and never soggy.
- Where are the ear plugs
- Where are the bandaids
- Where is the TV remote control
- Some people bath.
- Some people shower.
- I tend to not notice types of fire hydrants.
- A few things, no, nevermind
- I’m busy as a beaver, bee, or other bug.
- I could use some help, actually.
Show me some features. Click to expand.
The toad is already over licked.
How breaking things works. Click to expand.
The union bosses are an excellent predictor, abuse coach, and smoking teacher.
Having studied and given up, we all can just say nothing matters.
IF ever the sun shines over Iceland, be glad.
Help with losing unwanted pets
Let’s study some examples, because… Click to expand.
Learning how it works, makes it work even better.
Here’s a recording of the earliest birds, and worms.
“Be like Doug.”
- The words at the start are not important.
- The command in the middle, to the subconscious is: be like Doug.
- The words at the end are to provide a reason, but they don’t exist in this example.
Correct! Are you Doug yet?
See the long list of weight loss topics. Click to expand.
Are the jokes safe?. Click to expand.
- It’s good .
- The neurochemicals burn explosively.
- Laughing ignites them.
- Hearing a spoken joke, triggers convulsions.
- Hearing the Moose speaking a joke, often results in urination.
For Greying Hair
Helping Anxiety. Click to expand.
So I asked people for help, and people laughed. They still do.
Personally, I’ve had some times of confusion.
See the long list of body function topics. Click to expand.
This screen-capture jpeg shows the control panel from the Sweating plugin.
because it’s so difficult.
Help to stop smoking. Click to expand.
One of the more recent additions to the Moose is a plugin to help people who want to feel sweary.
See the long list of Swearing ideas. Click to expand.
This is a screen-capture jpeg from the Swear Constantly plugin.
Feeling your ears move
Maybe you don’t need to feel your ears, now, but perhaps later.
This aspect of the software is a crazy thing.
Join us, waiting for a bus.
A random bus.
We’ll go anywhere.
It’s Get the kleenex time.
You can still get on the waiting list to receive a patdown for free,
by joining the Facebook group called “Waiting always”.
- Visit the “Waiting for Moose” group. Maybe join.